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Andrew Mason, who was fired as Groupon’s CEO earlier this year, recently announced that he has recorded a seven-song album of “motivational business music.” If the 32-year-old is serious—you may recall that he’s a bit of a jokester—the new album, Hardly Workin’, could be a sleeper hit. Chicago got hold of an advance copy.* Here’s a sneak peek of the track list.
1. The Stock Price Plunge Blues
2. I’d Be the First Person to Fire Myself (Dance Remix)
3. Hey, G-Dog, I Won’t Take a Dime Below Six Bajillion
4. Just Kidding—You’re Fired Today! (the More Time with My Family Song)
5. Santa Needs a Downward Dog, Oh Yes, He Does (the Undies Song)
6. Lighten Up, Tibet! It’s a Friggin’ Super Bowl Ad!
7. Lookin’ for a Good Fat Camp (the Groupon 40 Song)
*Actually, we didn’t.