VP of People
What it sounds like:Being ringleader of pizza-party Wednesdays and in-office massage initiatives to boost morale.
What it is:Dude, you’re in HR: Think performance reviews, onboarding paperwork, and maybe the occasional sexual harassment video.
Part-Time Customer Hero
What it sounds like:Zipping around like Superman to find secret spots for drivers when Loop parking seems impossible.
What it is:Gritting your teeth while pissed-off customers use you as a verbal punching bag.
Geek Squad Double Agent: Covert Computer Repair
What it sounds like:Fixing home gadgets (wink) while slipping hidden mics and cameras into them. You know, for Obama’s shadow government.
What it is:Fixing Grandma’s computer after one too many emails from that Nigerian prince.
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