Hot / Not

Shoe shining

Concierge services

Organic cocktails

Celebrity DJs

Impromptu live shows

Private restrooms

Sneakers as club wear

iPhones

Multilevel megaclubs

Three-bottle-minimum bottle service

VIP sections within VIP sections

Mooching drinks

Red Bull

Coed restrooms

Fake baking

Man sandals—i.e., mandals