3393 Old Mill Rd.
2700 Point Ln.
|Asking Price||$3.1 million (listed since June)||$14.9 million (listed since February … 2012)|
|Size||10,000 square feet on three acres||56,000 square feet on seven acres|
|Real Estate Agent’s Tagline||“Rare opportunity!” (Translation: “I can’t use Scottie’s name in the listing.”)||“Start your legend.” (Translation: “This will show those chumps from high school.”)|
|Vibe||A grower, not a shower—the boxy outside conceals Versailles-like opulence||Mid-’90s Miami Beach excess—complete with a miniature island|
|Pro Athlete Narcissism||A painting of Pippen’s Bulls jersey on the basketball court’s floor||A towering “23” built into the entrance gates and “JORDAN”—in all caps—at each end of the basketball court|
|Extreme Amenities||A two-suite kids’ wing (though it could be converted to master bedrooms)||A hair salon (you know, for all of Jordan’s hair) and a 14-car garage|
|Deal Sweetener||An infinity pool, complete with waterslide||A pair of Air Jordans in every style ever made, in the buyer’s size|
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