Here Are Six Horrible Chicago Summer Festivals You've Never Heard Of By Paul Hornschemeier It’s high season for outdoor jamborees in Chicago. Some of them might be the worst day of your life. Read more
Six Signs That You're a Chicago Blackhawks Bandwagon Fan By Paul Hornschemeier The Blackhawks are in the playoffs, and fair-weather fans are all over town. Here's how to know you're one of them. Read more
Here's What Midway Would Look Like as a Privatized Airport By Paul Hornschemeier White Castle, Hooters, and Halliburton: Our back-of-the-envelope sketch of a new layout for the city's oldest airport. Read more
This Is What Spring Break Looks Like in Chicago By Paul Hornschemeier David Axelrod wins a wet T-shirt contest, skinny dippers leave Lake Michigan with a case of hypothermia, and the pranks just get out of control. Read more
Six Heartwarming Unions We’d Pay to See on Valentine’s Day By Paul Hornschemeier Chicago’s most unlikely romances Read more
Anatomy of a Chicago Winter Commuter By Paul Hornschemeier Our cartoonist illustrates the must-haves for surviving the frigid months Read more
Your Ad Here By Paul Hornschemeier The endless potential for Mayor Rahm Emanuel's plan to monetize our underutilized public spaces Read more
The Continuing Adventures of Former Mayor Richard M. Daley By Paul Hornschemeier Cartoonist Paul Hornschemeier takes on Da Mare's activities since leaving office Read more