The Cubs Hater protests the "blackout," The Elitist roots for Torre's team, The Time Traveler mourns Stoney's radio departure, The Girl mocks Joe Maddon's glasses, and The Fatalist weighs life insurance options. Here, our analyses of ALDS Game 4... Read more

The Time Traveler thanks Danks and Jenks, The Bleacherite visits a ghostly Wrigleyville, The Elitist dismisses the win, and The Fatalist goes shopping for bathroom fixtures with his wife. Here, our analyses of ALDS Game 3... Read more

The Cubs Hater sheds a tiny tear, The Ump punches the fist, The Girl rejoins society, and The Fatalist reaches for a small—very small—spot of consolation. Meanwhile, The Delusionist plans next year's victory party. Here, our analyses of NLDS Game 3... Read more

The Ump says C.B. Buckner blows, The Fatalist admires Uribe's chin hair, The Delusionist fields hate mail, and The Time Traveler is lost in the wilderness. Here, our analyses of ALDS Game 2 Read more

The Ump isn't ready to ring them up yet, but the arm is pulling back. The Fatalist roots for the Viagra guy, and The Elitist stalks Manny at lunch. The Girl has one wish, and The Delusionist takes the blame... Read more