A Brand-New You
When things turn tough, it may be time for a reinvention. These eight classes point the way
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We live in uncertain times. The economy is in a tailspin, home foreclosures occur daily, and jobs—maybe even your own—are disappearing. Time for a makeover. Here are eight classes that will help you reinvent yourself. Learn about nonprofit management—still a growth industry—or interior design. Consider a new career in voice-overs or the forensic sciences, or hone your persuasive speaking skills. As a last resort, you may want to slip away to a midnight horror show that, if nothing else, will help you momentarily forget any real-life calamities.
Don’t be fooled by the title of Katherine Hart’s class, Heard You on the Radio: The Craft of Voice-overs. Though the word “radio” figures prominently in the title of her course—part of the Continuum curriculum at Loyola University—Hart wants her students to understand the full range of options available to people looking for vocal work. “Websites need to compete with YouTube by adding sound and video,” she explains. “And then there are all those classic novels which are not yet available in audio form.”
Spend a few minutes speaking with Hart and she will have you rethinking not only your career path but also your voice-mail prompt. An actress, vocal artist, and president of Hartfelt Communications—which has worked with Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Helene Curtis, and other companies—Hart thinks too many people rely on rushed and compressed speaking to make a first impression. To correct those tendencies, Hart helps her students assess their voices, then leads them in vocal exercises so they might sound like a more polished version of themselves. Students study well-known commercial advertising copy and later move on to collaborative storytelling, which Hart believes unleashes the imagination. Finally, Hart provides tips about auditioning, as well as insights into the acting and advertising fields. Even people who have no aspirations toward studio work will find that Hart’s tutorials on vowel elongation, enunciation, and articulation will enhance their next workplace speech—or that annual toast they deliver before Thanksgiving dinner.
Offered by the Continuum, a continuing-education program at Loyola University. Meets Saturdays from 9:30 to 11:30 a.m. or 12:30 to 2:30 p.m., from September 26th to November 14th at Loyola University, 25 East Pearson Street, Water Tower Campus. $295. 312-915-6501.
It’s a Crime
Whether you are a devotee of CSI’s Gil Grissom or the vampy NCIS scientist Abby Sciuto, Introduction to the Forensic Sciences in the School of Continuing Studies at Northwestern University will have you talking shop with the best of them—presuming you’re still up for watching their shows.
Offered by Northwestern University and spearheaded by Terry Dal Cason, a forensic chemist with the Drug Enforcement Administration, the ten-week course features a series of expert guest speakers who walk students through everything from a comprehensive history of the forensic sciences to the ins and outs of toxicology, blood splatter analysis, and DNA recovery. They also discuss how these scientific results are interpreted and viewed by the judicial system. (Students are also expected to read Richard Saferstein’s Criminalistics.)
These pros augment their lectures with lab equipment, PowerPoint presentations, and grisly real-life crime scene photos—so the faint of stomach should beware. Dal Cason also wants prospective students to know that the course includes homework and exams—and that most of the techniques used by their favorite onscreen crime-scene investigators will be thoroughly debunked.
Offered by Northwestern University’s School of Continuing Studies. Meets Tuesdays from 6 to 9 p.m., from September 8th to November 10th at 210 South Clark Street, 16th floor. $1,245. 847-491-3225 or firstname.lastname@example.org.
The founder and chairman of the Alford Group, an Evanston-based company that consults with not-for-profit organizations, Jimmie Alford brings more than 40 years’ experience to his seven-week class, Principles of Nonprofit Management at North Park University. Known as third-sector institutions (following after government and business), nonprofit organizations encompass everything from hospitals to food banks, schools, and artist-run spaces. Students will get a solid background in the history, scope, and role of these organizations; they will also learn how to get involved with existing organizations and how to apply for nonprofit status, a process encumbered by government regulations and restrictions.
Nonprofits are one of the economy’s fastest-growing sectors, with 1.2 million existing organizations and an additional 55,000 new nonprofits created each year. But since nonprofits rise and fall with the economy, the current financial crisis requires people to rethink how nonprofits work. The course will provide an introduction to some of the special management issues of nonprofit organizations, such as revenue management, staff development, collaborative partnerships, and strategic planning. Alford will also examine current trends and projections for the future, all while encouraging the cutting-edge thinking he believes will help the sector weather future economic bumps.
Offered by North Park University. Meets Tuesdays from 6:30 to 9:50 p.m., from August 25th to October 6th at North Park University, 3225 West Foster Avenue, in the Magnuson Center. $1,850, or $1,203 for people working full-time in the nonprofit sector. 773-244-5500.
Sometimes all you need to unlock the potential in a room is a fresh pair of eyes. “Most people don’t need interior designers, but they do need help,” says Helen Simon, the instructor for Do-It-Yourself Interior Design, a six-session class at Oakton Community College. “My job is to give you the tools to look at your space with a new perspective.”
To begin, Simon asks students to bring to class photos of the room or rooms they want to revamp. In addition to teaching students how to plot out floor plans on paper, Simon will provide insights about color, space, and furnishings (most people just have too much stuff, insists Simon). While discussing organization and placement, she will also stress that people don’t need to spend a lot of money in order to transform a room. Reinventing a tired or outdated space can require little more than unloading clutter, splashing on a new coat of paint, or reducing or rearranging the existing furniture (Simon loves to recycle).
Most important, Simon hopes to give her students the confidence to express themselves as they redecorate an interior space. To that end, she cautions against opting for fads, which can be both distracting and unlivable if they clash with a person’s own style. “Whatever room you enter should enhance your personality,” Simon says.
Offered by Oakton Community College. Meets Mondays from 7 to 8:30 p.m., from October 19th to November 30th (no class on November 23rd) at Maine West High School, 1755 South Wolf Road, Des Plaines. $99. 847-635-1671.
Illustration: Lorenzo Petrantoni