06/24/08Hannah and the Chocolate FactoryAs I mentioned before, my wife planned this entire trip, and I did nothing but show up. If you've got a spouse who likes to take the reins, and you're lazy like me, I highly recommend such an arrangement. Every day is like a surprise party. Today, Sarah drove us to the northern suburbs of Hobart, Tasmania, for a tour of a massive Cadbury Chocolate factory. Hannah and I were delighted... Posted at 12:49 PM in Push | Permalink | Comments (4) |
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06/13/08Oi, Oi, OystersThe best thing about traveling with a baby is that every stranger who passes us says hello and smiles. You start thinking the world is full of nice people. The worst thing about traveling with a baby is that a high percentage of these strangers want to stop and chat. And then you just want those nice people to go away... Posted at 03:38 PM in Push | Permalink | Comments (5) |
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06/06/08Tasmanian Super BowlHere's how terrified we are of our waking our child: Rather than open the creaky door to our youth hostel room, Sarah and I both peed in a sink in the corner. It was dark and our aim was suspect, at best. But it got the job done. I can't wait till Hannah is older and I can tell her that her mother stripped from the waist down, climbed on a chair, and let loose in a sink two feet away from where she (Hannah) was sleeping. Somehow, I can't see my mom doing that. Apart from the sleep thing, the kid's an ideal travel mate so far. She's always smiling. She hasn't begun crawling... Posted at 01:34 PM in Push | Permalink | Comments (3) |
The continuing adventures of Jeff Ruby, aka Chicago's dining critic, senior editor, and humor columnist. After chronicling his wife's pregnancy and eventual delivery on a Hyde Park floor in gory detail, Ruby fast-forwarded a year to his paternity leave, during which his threesome inexplicably decided to travel 10,000 miles away. Another baby followed. Then the World’s Dumbest Dog. Now Ruby’s wife is pregnant again, and Push returns for one more go-round. Again, nothing is omitted. These people gave up on privacy years ago.
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