photography: (tent) craig barhorst/istockphoto.com, (alicia keys) peter kramer/associated press, (pie) istockphoto.com, (thodos) courtesy of thodos dance chicago, (shirt) blackbox studios, inc., (dark knight) courtesy of warner brothers, (bag) alex slobodkin/istockphoto.com, (flavor flav) matt sayles/associated press, (mandela) themba hadebe/associated press, (steak) juan monino/istockphoto.com, (cheese) Marie-france Bélanger/istockphoto.com