The cologne maker Hawthorne used an algorithm based on Bulls guard Zach LaVine’s “body chemistry and lifestyle data” to create a fragrance that’s tailored to smell good on him (though you can buy it for a cool $95). It includes whiffs of Italian cedrat (a type of citrus), black pepper, and Haitian vetiver (a variety of grass). We took a few guesses on what scents would be a match with other Chicago hotshots, past and present.

Javier Baez

Javier Baez

Hair pomade, infield clay, and magic

Rahm Emanuel

Rahm Emanuel

Thinly sliced Arby’s roast beef, with a base of fish and notes of mahogany

Ken Griffin

Ken Griffin

Oil paint swiped from a Willem de Kooning, air collected through a penthouse window, and dust from renovating new homes

Kanye West

Kanye West

Breath of the Illuminati, Kim’s spray tan, and McDonald’s french fries

Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey

The interiors of 276 new Pontiac sedans, one petal from each of the 600 rosebushes planted in her gardens, and bread