We don’t know and we don’t want to know until we see a penis or lack thereof. The act of not knowing, while exciting, also means that Sarah has to endure predictions from everyone who comes into contact with her... Read more
Hello, Week 35. I remember you. You are the week when I have to start tying the wife’s shoes because she can’t bend over... Read more
CHICAGOMAG.COM EXCLUSIVE: Beyond the Midwest, where do our resident foodies go for great eats? After visiting three great towns, our critics give their recommendations. Read more
On Tuesday, someone robbed my seven-months-pregnant wife on Clark Street. No, there is not a special place in hell for People Who Steal From Pregnant Women, because there is no such thing as hell. But if there were, that special place would be in the same scorching, roach-infested neighborhood that houses... Read more