Deon Cole
The comedian, 49, on tricking out his rent-free pad, making a pact with Common, and writing for Conan.
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Carol Marin Will Chase You Down the Street
The former TV journalist and anchor, 72, on a gang threat, the Jerry Springer fiasco, and a 9/11 close call
Jim Belushi
The actor, 66, on hallucinogens, Second City flops, and the true inspiration for John’s cheeseburger sketch
Valerie Jarrett
The former Obama senior adviser, 64, on her globetrotting youth, old boss, and White House joys