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Chicago’s Wackiest Nextdoor Posts

Imagine your zaniest neighbors — all in one place. That’s essentially Nextdoor, the hyperlocal social media platform that allows residents to connect. So, what are folks on your block concerned with?

Illustration by John Kenzie
Illustration: John Kenzie

• “Onions?! Why does Uptown reek of onions this morning?!” Uptown, Feb. 28, 2019

Describing a thief who stole a therapy cat: “Hair: She wears wigs. Top: She dresses in very expensive clothing. Bottom: Not much there.” Rogers Park, Feb. 28, 2019

• “My nephew was walking around the lakefront last week and lost his retainer. If anyone has found a retainer can you give me a call?” Hyde Park, May 6, 2018

• “If I hear one more thing about canned pumpkin I’m going to scream.” Rogers Park, Jan. 26, 2019

• “Providing photos of package thieves to police is good, but I also left bait boxes with a special gift inside (could be rocks, garbage, or dog poop). Guaranteed they won’t come back.” Bronzeville, Dec. 4, 2018

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