Midnight to 1 a.m.

The Logan Theatre

Because it screens cult classics at 11 p.m. on weekends. Grab a craft brew on your bathroom break. Logan Square, 2646 N. Milwaukee Ave., thelogantheatre.com

1 to 2 a.m.


Because you’re unlikely to encounter stumbling, party-hearty types. River North, 111 W. Hubbard St., celestechicago.com

2 to 3 a.m.

Emporium Logan Square

Because beer and air hockey make an amazing late-night combo. 2363 N. Milwaukee Ave., emporiumchicago.com

3 to 4 a.m.

Alice’s Lounge

Because you haven’t lived till you’ve karaoked with a fog machine and a backup singer. Avondale, 3556 W. Belmont Ave.

4 to 5 a.m.

Estelle’s Cafe & Lounge

Because now that the peak crowds have cleared, you can commandeer the best jukebox in town (Fugazi and Sam Cooke!). Wicker Park, 2013 W. North Ave., estelleschicago.com

5 to 7 a.m.

Nookies Tree

Because no place can serve alcohol now, but this diner (open 24 hours on Friday and Saturday) will let you BYO anytime. Lake View, 3334 N. Halsted St., nookieschicago.com

7 to 8 a.m.

The Globe Pub

Because the rowdy crowd watching Euro soccer will wake you up fast. North Center, 1934 W. Irving Park Rd., theglobepub.net

8 to 9 a.m.

The Dram Shop

Because bars open this early don’t typically have such a standout selection of local booze. Lake View, 3040 N. Broadway

9 to 10 a.m.

Rite Liquors

Because this bar and liquor store combo lets you drink under the guise of shopping. Ukrainian Village, 1649 W. Division St., riteliquors-chicago.com

10 to 11 a.m.

Richard’s Bar

Because it’s the cure for the common brunch: High Life cans, hard-boiled eggs, and absolutely no frills. West Town, 491 N. Milwaukee Ave.

11 a.m. to noon

The Cove Lounge

Because the free Wi-Fi means you might actually be able to accomplish something. Hyde Park, 1750 E. 55th St., thecovelounge.com