Since the crowning of the Cronut as the king of pastries last summer, there’s been an unending wave of would-be heirs to the food-mashup-trend throne. Ramen burgers. Waffle tacos. It was almost like a game to come up with the most ridiculous combo, to see how long it took before overeager food bloggers (us included) would take the bait and swarm.

Surprisingly, though, the trend hasn’t died, and there are still mash-ups left to be made. So for all you would-be Dominique Ansels out there, we crafted this handy generator to guide you to the food that will catapult you to Yelp-based fame and fortune. Pick your two favorite foods from the list below to make your edible hybrid, and if someone in Chicago beat you to the punch, we’ll tell you where to get it. If not…start the patent paperwork and claim your trademark now.

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