You bet you’re going to look dumb using both hands to lift this 34-ounce chalice. But once the smooth mix of rye, Scotch, bourbon, vermouth, moonshine, and bitters hits your lips, the part of your brain that cares about such things will pipe down. Named for the much-revered, never-seen drunken legend of a few Saturday Night Live sketches, the tasty recipe from Team Billy Dec is limited to one six-ounce serving per customer. That’s probably for the best.