debaucherous night of pre-Thanksgiving drinking, revelers gathered at Timothy O’Toole’s in Streeterville to compete in a fried turkey balls eating contest. The prize? A frozen turkey, which has us wondering: Did the winner have enough time to defrost it? Browse our photos below..." /> debaucherous night of pre-Thanksgiving drinking, revelers gathered at Timothy O’Toole’s in Streeterville to compete in a fried turkey balls eating contest. The prize? A frozen turkey, which has us wondering: Did the winner have enough time to defrost it? Browse our photos below..." /> debaucherous night of pre-Thanksgiving drinking, revelers gathered at Timothy O’Toole’s in Streeterville to compete in a fried turkey balls eating contest. The prize? A frozen turkey, which has us wondering: Did the winner have enough time to defrost it? Browse our photos below..." />

5 Black Wednesday Parties for Grownups (or Adolescent Adults)

Black Wednesday is to bars what Sweetest Day is to Hallmark: a pure marketing maneuver. What once was a night for city transplants to journey back home to their families—and for everyone else, a chance to hit the grocery store for last-minute cans of cranberry goo—has become a night to party hard and kick off the holidays with a beer-and-a-shot bar special because it’s Black Wednesday! (Whatever that means)…