A cheap-beer-pouring, cash-only, Christmas-light-bedecked, sticky-floored, smokers-out-front, honest-to-God dive bar shouldn’t exist in an upscale bro playground like River North. And yet.

Who’s there:Creatives and serious drinkers who wouldn’t normally be caught dead near Hubbard Street
What to order:Goose Island Green Line pale ale ($6)