WHY DO
YOU
DO YOGA?
Are you
a cat
person?
It’s Sunday
morning. Are you
hung-over?
True or
false: Yoga is
too relaxed.
How
intense of
a workout
do you want?
Reevaluate
your
preferences
and start
again.
You’ve got
visitors in town.
Do you take
them to
the Bean?
For my weekly yoga-pants selfie
Yoga is my exercise routine, my hobby, my calling, my boyfriend …
I accidentally got an Om tattoo on my back when I was 21 and now I have to roll with it.
Yes! I love it when animals are mean to me
No, I am very, very allergic.
Emotionally. I’m dating a DJ.
Duh, I had eight glasses of wine last night.
I only had one $48 glass of wine at some pop-up bar I fell asleep in.
True. I’d like to feel some adrenaline.
False. Is this a trick question?
What’s the least I can say without being publicly ridiculed?
Tie me in a knot!
I would like to push the Bean into Lake Michigan.
Yes, the Bean is mighty and fascinating, and I never, ever get sick of it.

CAT YOGA

Downward-dog into a pile of shelter cats at the Catcade as you contemplate how pissed the people you live with would be if you “accidentally” adopted Mr. Mittens, Whiskers, and Whiskers II. $30. Most Sundays at 9:30 a.m. 1235 W. Belmont Ave.

YOGIC SLEEP

At Nature Yoga Sanctuary, try yoga nidra, a form of guided meditation that puts you in a state of con- sciousness just above sleep. Pro: You get to lie motionless for nearly an hour. Con: You’re supposed to stay awake. $20. Wednesdays at 4:30 p.m. 2021 W. Division St.

360 SKY YOGA

Your guests will thank you for the breathtaking views as you stretch 94 stories above the ground at 360 Chicago. The real Zen feeling comes from skipping the line to the observation deck. $18. Saturdays and Sundays at 9 a.m. 875 N. Michigan Ave.

DOOM YOGA

Find your inner peace while bumping to doom metal at Soundgrowler Brewing Co. The class comes with a beer and two tacos — and the chance to meet your next concert buddy. $18. Second Saturdays of the month at 10 a.m. 8201 183rd St., Tinley Park

BEER YOGA

Cure your sluggish body with a morning workout … and more alcohol? Begyle Brewing’s hourlong class comes with a postyoga pint. $20. Third Sundays of the month at 9:30 a.m. 1800 W. Cuyler Ave.