“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.” The warning at the entrance to the underworld in The Divine Comedy may as well refer to your chances of finishing the Inferno, Dante’s 20-inch beast that re-creates the nine circles of hell, if not the nine circles of heartburn. The spicy peppers ringing it never overshadow the singed pepperoni, bacon, and sausage. And the crispy crust—its puffy, glistening edges brushed with butter—never gives out, despite the load.The result is colorful, powerful, and strangely balanced. 3028 W. Armitage Ave., 773-342-0002; 2825 N. Milwaukee Ave., 773-384-8888