The hottest tickets in Chicago this winter were to Club Pfizer and Chateau Moderna. Naturally, creepers in shiny jewel-toned going-out ties wanted to slink in before their turn. Luckily for us, Bauer acted as bouncer, breaking the news that Loretto Hospital had funneled vaccine doses intended for Black and brown West Siders to Trump Tower employees, including possibly Eric Trump. (Also jumping the line via Loretto: Gold Coast watch store employees, Cook County judges and their spouses, and members of the hospital CEO’s suburban church.) For roughly two dozen stories and counting, she’s followed the spectacle as Mayor Lori Lightfoot cracked down, the COO got the boot, and local politicians were revealed to be questionably intertwined with the Loretto board.